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THE RED BUTTON REPORT 🔴 Vol. 1
Four applications. Four decisions. The red button has been getting some exercise.
**2009 Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG** No referral. Nobody knows him. No response to Admin.
Decision: Denied. Internal note: This decision physically hurt me. Please make literally one friend and reapply. We want the AMG.
**2001 Honda Prelude** Admin reached out. No response.
Decision: Denied. Internal note: Applied for membership. Immediately stopped communicating with Membership Team. Elite strategy.
**2022 Toyota Corolla** Didn’t meet WMI’s performance-oriented vehicle standards.
Decision: Denied. Internal note: This car will outlive WMI, every member of WMI, and the concept of gasoline itself. Still no.
**Late Model Honda Odyssey** Didn’t meet WMI’s performance-oriented vehicle standards.
Decision: Denied. Internal note: 280 horsepower. VTEC. Seats eight. Sliding doors. Faster than a Subaru Legacy.. I refuse to disclose how long I stared at the APPROVE button.
And that concludes Vol. 1 of The Red Button Report. Stay tuned for Vol. 2
To our denied applicants: no hard feelings. Reapply anytime if circumstances change.
Except the Odyssey.... The Odyssey knows what it did.
Protecting the culture, one red button at a time. 🔴
By k20.dennis
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More Than
A Cruise
WMI Cruises is a passionate Michigan-based car community dedicated to bringing back the true spirit of automotive culture. Our mission is to move the scene away from clout chasing and chaotic takeovers, and instead focus on what the car scene was always meant to be about.
We believe in enjoying our vehicles on open roads, building genuine friendships, and creating a welcoming community for enthusiasts who share the same passion. At the same time, we strive to use our platform for good by supporting causes that matter- raising money and awareness for kids battling cancer.
WMI Cruises isn't just about cars, it's about community, purpose, and returning the passion to the culture.
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